This is a wooden lock made from poplar. It's most effective on a different planet where there are no saws or sharp pocket knives. I reme...

This is some bootleg DVD box art for an out-of-print movie called GORILLA made in 1956, and directed by Sven Nykvist. My friend Allen sells ...

I don't know why someone would have a switch like that on their suit, but it seems science-fictiony and high-tech to have one. It's ...

Here is a painting of horrible actor, Tor Johnson. Even though he was bad at acting, he seemed like a nice enough guy in real life. His big ...

This was quickly built as an experiment to see if it would be worth going ahead and building a fancy version. It's a rubberband-powered ...

Here are some photos of translated signs I took on my trip to China. Also English words are considered to be cool in the same way we think g...

I got this taxidermy bat when I went to Thailand last Summer. I thought it was the greatest thing in the world when I saw it, and it was onl...

Back in school when Darryl wore glasses all the kids would laugh and chant, "16-Eyes, 16-Eyes! Ha ha!"

This is a fake children's book cover. Parents probably wouldn't want their kids learning how to bull fight from a book with bad gram...

I made this specifically to hold those finger puppets. Some of the puppets stood on their own, but some had arms hanging lower than their wa...

I scanned my Big Boy bank and then rotated his hamburger-lifting arm back down into normal at-rest position with my computer. Look at it! It...

This is an animated GIF but I guess in order to see it move you gotta save it to your computer and open it in a web browser. For some reason...

This was going to be a fairy tale style children's story involving crows, potatoes, an old castle, and a scared kid. This is as far as I...

This cow stares at you while you try to look at the pretty farm scenery until you feel uncomfortable about it all and walk away.

Meet Questor. His name comes from the word I remember seeing stamped onto Tinkertoys when I was a kid. I never knew what it meant but it sou...

Everyone's always asking me, "Hey Keith, how can I make it look like I've peeled the skin off my face?" Just open up the s...

I've been doing these for extra moola. I charge $60 PER FACE and size isn't really a factor (other than available paper sizes). Actu...

Kind of a palindrome but not really. Not exactly an ambigram either, I guess, since it doesn't work upside down. I made this name to loo...