HOW TO GET THROUGH A RED LIGHT LEGALLY

I don't really know if this is 100% legal. I've never tried it but I've wondered about it ever since I was a kid and learned it was okay to make a U-turn in the middle of the road.

Something tells me it would get me into trouble if I tried it, and I'd like for a policeman to officially tell me it would be illegal. That would rest my mind.

Anyway, here's my theory:

This is only posted for educational purposes, so if you try it and get into trouble don't go blaming me.

SPINNER RACK

I found a spinner rack for $30 at the flea market. I've been wanting one for a good long while but they were always way out of my price range. I see them on eBay for$200-$300 and up in to the $1000s for some reason. All they are is wire and a couple poles. I have no idea why they cost so much.

It's not noticeable at this angle but my spinner rack is Baby Huey heavy.

PINOCCHIO VS DRACULA in color

While digging around for another old picture I found this. It's a color version of a black and white drawing I posted a long time ago. I figured I'd go ahead and post it since I haven't posted much lately. If you snoop around you can find the black and white version.

In other news, I've just recently completed a 32-page Gold Key style comic book. Now I'm looking around for a printer who does newsprint. That's surprisingly difficult to find these days. Supposedly the newsprint paper is dusty and mucks up a digital printer. It's funny because back in the day newsprint was used because it was cheaper. Now it's more expensive than fancy shiny white paper. I wanted newsprint for nostalgic reasons. If anyone knows where I can get a comic book printed the old fashioned way let me know.

SQUATTING MONKEY

A squatting monkey is considered good luck probably somewhere. I'm just guessing. If I'm right then it would be really lucky to have this tattooed giant-sized onto your chest or face. If I'm wrong then you'd have a lot of explaining to do.

This was drawn with black and white pencils on brown paper. Later the brown background was changed to white, and the ground shadow was added digitally.

THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #17

Based on a true story.

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THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #16

Here's the next installment of Screaming Wilhelms. This one seems more like an editorial cartoon rather than a traditional comic strip.

And for those of you who want more reasons to keep looking at it, here it is with a little color in it:

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THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #15

Here's another Screaming Wilhelms comic. It's based on my favorite grade school jokes. I am still slightly fascinated by it.

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