Fatty Mattie, Two by fourI never understood the two by four part. Two-by-fours are 2 inches by 4 inches. That's not big. Just yesterday I googled the poem and found the real version.
Couldn't get through the kitchen door
Fatty, Fatty, two by four,Yikes! It still doesn't clear up the Two-by-Four part. I was saddened to learn it's Fatty Fatty, and not Fatty Mattie. Anyway, this is what I've always imagined Fatty Mattie looking like.
Couldn't get through the bathroom door,
So she did it on the floor,
Licked it up and did some more