Thursday, February 4, 2010

BELT BUCKLE OF EVIL

You know how sometimes you see some item of apparel for sale and it looks really great so you buy it, and then when the time comes for you to actually wear it in public, you suddenly feel embarrassed because you know you won't be able to pull it off since you aren't a rock star? Well....

THIS.


I bought a long, long time ago back when I was evil. Now I'm just grumpy.

7 comments:

  1. Wow, do I know what you mean. I can only imagine your shame when you put that puppy on and caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror. Did your wonderful wife laugh out loud? Been there done that, my friend. I bought a "I'm with stupid" shirt not to long back, thinking it would be hysterical to wear it when going out alone. I trust the visual picture this conjures sufficiant to explain the results. -- Mykal

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  2. "Now I'm just grumpy!"
    Ha!
    and Ha! for Mykal's comment.

    Nice cobra on the back....for ...why?
    Ah, I know...so when you get with a special person, you back 'em into a corner and ask, "Wanna see my cobra?"
    As you begin undoing your belt, in order to display your undulating cobra better, if the person doesn't run shrieking in the other direction, you may just end up showing them more than one cobras...

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  3. Ha ha! Your comment made me laugh out loud. I really like your going out alone/I'm with Stupid idea! That's hilarious! It's probably one of those things that sound good on paper.

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  4. Apocolyte, there are also dice on the back. Who knows what it all means.

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  5. HAHA! wow i think you should go for it and wear it to work on monday. come into work with a cig, a flask, and that belt buckle put it on youtube, bet ya get a million hits.

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  6. HAHA! When you say "a million hits" you are refering to my boss' fist hitting my face, right?

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  7. keith - ah, yes exactly....hahahhaah!

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