If there's one thing more lovable and endearing than a drunken master, it would have to be a LITTLE drunken master. Nothing is more entertaining than child drunks. Am I right? Yes I am!
This was a couple dollars in Chicago Chinatown. They had more if you're out that way. When I bought it my wife scolded me "THAT'S for KIDS!! Why do YOU want it?!"
I couldn't explain why but I wasn't leaving without it.