Here's an evil prank idea I've tried and tested and am happy to report it works great. I scanned fortune cookie messages and replaced the nice fortunes with sinister messages. Prepare these evil fortune cookie messages before your next visit to a Chinese restaurant.
Print this image full scale. Do not scale the image to fit on the page. It's very important it's printed FULL SCALE!
Carefully trim out these messages as indicated by the crop marks.
Fold in half to simulate the crimp made by fortune cookie.
STEP 4 (Optional)
To make it even more authentic, pinch the 2 outside edges a little bit in their centers to simulate the secondary crimp made by the cookie.
At the end of your meal, before they give you your fortune cookie, secretly remove one of these evil messages from your wallet and place it in your palm as indicated by this picture. As you open your cookie right in front of your waiter or waitress, you can very easily pretend you are pulling this evil message out of your cookie.
Then the rest is up to you. You must act surprised as you show your waiter or waitress. You can not laugh or smile.