Sunday, January 17, 2010

TEFLON COATED

If there are any bullet manufacturers out there who need a stamp-type image to put on their products to describe to folks the bullets in that particular box have teflon coatings, talk to me. I have this ready to go.



Here is an artificial simulation of what it would look like in action.

7 comments:

  1. LOL!!!
    I love target shooting (I suppose I could hunt if I were hungry...and not lazy...and a heck of a lot better shot); plinking as we called it when I was a boy. I've been around a lot of ammo in my day...the little pink guy is GREAT! I may have to download him, print him out and paste him on my ammon boxes (sending you licensing fees of course)
    best,
    r/e

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  2. pretty funny!
    KW, you could invent little characters for every possible product in life! They're GREAT!

    That said, now i'm gonna play devil's advocate, and pretend i'm a powerful executive and this crossed my desk for approval...and then, as a d@ckhead I would say, "teflon is slippery, right? then why is he running? He should be sliding across the stamp, like he was running but stopped and slid. Putting him in a surfing type pose and with little speed/motion lines coming from his feet, I'd like to compare those two possibilities before I sign my bigshot executive name to this project...hey, you do all the work, I get the big check, yup, bigshot exec, yup...
    don't hate me.
    your bud, apocolyte the nit picker

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  3. oh yeah, and maybe he should be a bullet.

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  4. One more thing...I'm not a fan of target shooting. When my friends invite me to go target shooting, it's too painful. My friend's are really good shots, and I can't run that fast.

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  5. HAHA! that didn't even cross my mind but you are exactly right, sir! I was just thinking "what would seem the most inappropriate for a killing tool? - how about a cute little fuzzy guy."

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  6. And about the target shooting, you could disguise yourself as a barn door. No one can ever hit one of those.

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