Monday, January 11, 2010

THE NEW MICHAEL JACKSON

Now that Michael's gone I've found myself turning to Carrot Top for my freak show fix.

I don't think it's cheating to put plastic muscles under your skin. I support this. I want him to distort himself even more so I can watch and marvel at the mind boggling spectacle! It's exciting!

12 comments:

  1. If the vegetable dude keeps this up he will soon replace clowns and mimes as the most frightening thing in the minds of young people.
    Do bad the dude's not a comedian or something... he could incorporate the freakery into his stand-up act.
    r/e

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  2. Those have got to be implants in his shoulders. I don't think any amount of reps could give you deltoids that stick out that far.

    I don't understand the eyebrows either. I've never looked in the mirror and thought, "I'd look much better if my eyebrows were a solid line of ink instead of made up of hairs."

    He's starting to look a little like Rocky Dennis from "Mask."

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  3. KW: This guy freaks me out, man. Imagine a poorly lit alley, late at night. Someone is walking toward you - they seem to be wearing some sort of shoulder harness or something, and they are laughing a high-pitched sort of humorless whinny. Oh my God. The face moves into the light! It's not human! It's a painted alien from the bowels of Hell!

    In all fairness, I don't think it's implants. The consensus seems to be a poorly applied dose of *Synthol* (an oil that is injected into muscle to make it appear larger). It’s professional bodybuilding stuff. Not sure if that makes him less a freak or more of one. Oil? Injected? I’m not sure why a prop-based comedian needs it, but who can figure this lost soul out anymore?

    No worries about watching him for his mind boggling spectacle abilities. He's still got plenty. -- Mykal

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  4. this picture is actually quite tame compared to some others that i have seen. truly a nightmare.

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  5. Thanks everyone for the comments! Wow Mykal, you've created a horrible nightmare scenario! Ewww! Oil? I'd rather have chunks of plastic implanted.
    Brad, you are right, there are worse pics of him. I worried the others were so cringe-worthy I'd drive people away.

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  6. I personally like the tattooed eye makeup.

    Also, I don't know why you guys are so mean. He did not get fake muscle implants. Those are real muscles...He got them from signing all his fan mail!

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  7. Ha ha! now i KNOW yer lying!

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  8. Whats Fergie doing lifting weights?

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  9. HAHA! .......wait. who's Fergie?

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  10. Those ridiculous shoulders look like he has fruit in them and that awful trowelled on make-up. He looks like a chick with a dick, just odd.

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