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Here are some photos of translated signs I took on my trip to China. Also English words are considered to be cool in the same way we think getting Chinese characters tattooed on our skin is cool. Sometimes my wife will tell me someone's tattoo doesn't mean exactly what that person probably was hoping it meant.

I thought this was a way cooler name than the other version.

This is the new sequel to Disney's Flubber movie.

First they hook me with the tempting picture on the package, and then they reel me in for the kill with that delicious description.

On a hot and balmy day when your mouth is parched, nothing quite satisfies like the crisp cool taste of Sweat! And nothing beats the delicious smoothness of Pocari brand sweat!

YUCK! Don't order any of THAT!

100% Disney-approved!

Or "E"s.

Psychedelic exit