When I make a big BRRONNK, I can't help curling my upper lip and squinting one eye. It's almost as important as BRRONNKing itself, and it says to anyone not in whiffing range that something wicked this way comes.
I like how when, they're slightly hunched their bellies protrude, and, when standing upright, they are just a bit thinner. Technically accurate~! Good ol' squash & stretch~!
Btw...I think the best fart noise in print was probably Don Martin's "booferap"!!
Also....we had a contest at work once..the idea was to come up with new fart sounds...the two winners were.....P....R.....I.... D......E {really stretch it out}....and "PITTS"burg! {Emphasis on the first syllable}.
I spend most of my time devising evil plots in my secret villian's lair, underground. I pride myself on my wonderous ability to commit advanced acts of devious and sinister trickery without guilt.
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By the way, I didn't think I'd have to say it but it keeps happening.
No one is allowed to use my illustrations without my permission. I like the idea of ME being paid for my work instead of other people.
HAHAH! pure gold. I have never seen "BRRONNK" used before, very funny!
ReplyDeleteknew it was gonna be a good one. Man, I love a good fart...who doesn't?
ReplyDeleteBrad and Uberbelly,
ReplyDeleteThanks guys!
HA!
ReplyDeleteFunny as usual!
Why shouldn't he feel proud?
When I make a big BRRONNK, I can't help curling my upper lip and squinting one eye. It's almost as important as BRRONNKing itself, and it says to anyone not in whiffing range that something wicked this way comes.
I like a man who takes pride in his work! Funny stuff!
ReplyDeleteApocolyte and Matt, Thanks guys! It's something everyone can relate to, even the Pope and Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr.
ReplyDeleteI like how when, they're slightly hunched their bellies protrude, and, when standing upright, they are just a bit thinner. Technically accurate~! Good ol' squash & stretch~!
ReplyDeleteps: the Pope does more than BRONNNK in the woods.
ReplyDeleteLysdexicuss, I think you're right. He probably does a lot of FRRAAAAPPPing too. And then comes the SPLOORRTCH.
ReplyDeleteA nice twist on a classic!!
ReplyDeleteBtw...I think the best fart noise in print was probably Don Martin's "booferap"!!
Also....we had a contest at work once..the idea was to come up with new fart sounds...the two winners were.....P....R.....I.... D......E
{really stretch it out}....and "PITTS"burg! {Emphasis on the first syllable}.
Haha! We never have fun contests like that!
ReplyDeleteIf someone made a film about it "Pride of Pittsburg" would make a nice movie title.
HAHA!
ReplyDeleteI'll bet a movie with that title stands a chance of STINKING!!
I don't care if I live to 110, I know I'll be OK as long as I still find farts funny. The day I stop laughing, they can pull the plug.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, who doesn't like a classic fart joke! It certainly wasn't a SBD :)
ReplyDeleteJeff, "Pull my finger, or pull my plug" would be a nice catchphrase.
ReplyDeleteR/E, It was LBD. Loud But Deadly.