PINOCCHIO VS DRACULA in color

While digging around for another old picture I found this. It's a color version of a black and white drawing I posted a long time ago. I figured I'd go ahead and post it since I haven't posted much lately. If you snoop around you can find the black and white version.

In other news, I've just recently completed a 32-page Gold Key style comic book. Now I'm looking around for a printer who does newsprint. That's surprisingly difficult to find these days. Supposedly the newsprint paper is dusty and mucks up a digital printer. It's funny because back in the day newsprint was used because it was cheaper. Now it's more expensive than fancy shiny white paper. I wanted newsprint for nostalgic reasons. If anyone knows where I can get a comic book printed the old fashioned way let me know.

THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #17

Based on a true story.

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THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #16

Here's the next installment of Screaming Wilhelms. This one seems more like an editorial cartoon rather than a traditional comic strip.

And for those of you who want more reasons to keep looking at it, here it is with a little color in it:

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THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #15

Here's another Screaming Wilhelms comic. It's based on my favorite grade school jokes. I am still slightly fascinated by it.

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THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #14

Here's my latest Screaming Wilhelms comic. This is actually based on my grandpa. He was taking care of a dog named Clyde. My grandpa hated and resented Clyde and was forced to be responsible for him. I don't know if it's true or not but supposedly Clyde ate my Aunt Sandy's garage.

One day my grandpa took Clyde to the vet and the conversation in this comic happened almost word for word. When Clyde came back home that day, he had no idea how recklessly his life had been teetering. My grandpa's unwillingness to part with one more dollar kept Clyde breathing another day.

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Nasty Sinaster

Nasty Sinaster is a villainous creep. He delights in the misery of others. He looks like the Blood Count  because they may possibly be distant relatives. Probably the main difference is his hair isn't as kempt.

It's fun to draw something after being lazy for so long. A lot of things have happened since my last posts. We moved, I got kidney stones, and gangrene in my appendix. I'm healing up pretty good now and am starting to feel better than I have in a long time. The appendix hurt pretty bad but if I had to vote I'd say the kidney stones were a little more miserable. The appendix only hurt until it was cut out. The kidney stones just kept on hurting and hurting for weeks. I didn't realize this but kidney stones have sharp points all over them and that's why they hurt so bad. The biggest one I had was slightly smaller than a B-B.

The silver lining is I lost a lot of weight! I didn't feel like eating for days on end. I'm sure the weight will come back but while it's off I'm gonna take a bunch of photos of myself doing regular everyday things. Then when I'm old and see the photos it'll look like I was normally a thin person.

THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #13

Here's a new Screaming Wilhelms comic. This joke takes advantage of the comics medium. When I make comics I like to think of them as storyboards for an animated movie I would make someday in the future. This is one I wouldn't be able to use. In a minor way it actually bothers me.

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THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #12

I've got mixed feelings about the identical compositions in every frame. Supposedly repetition is one of the principles of art. My immediate impression is to think it's boring. I wonder though, by repeating an image a bunch of times have I transformed this picture from an illustration into a piece of art? Hey! Alright!

I'm not saying this is art, but if it were pictures of soup cans repeated a bunch it could go for thousands of $$$!

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THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #11

My only excuse: I am male. It's bred into us males' brains to giggle eternally at the sound of cheeks'o'flappin. Ask any guy. If a guy tells you they aren't funny then you need to watch that guy.

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MUSTACHE-MAN

I thought it would be reeeeally dumb if there was a superhero called "Mustache-Man" who was covered in mustaches, but didn't actually have a real one on his lip.

MISSING PANEL COMICS #1

Here's number one of "Missing Panel Comics." I hope to make and post more in the near future.

"You Can't Wear a Necklace if You're Neckless"

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I AM FORB-ESS

This is an old drawing I found. I'm not sure if I've posted it before and I'm too lazy to check if I did. If you've already seen it and now you're looking at it again, I am so deeply and truly sorry.

THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #9

One of my worst fears as a kid:

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THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #8

And another! And as always, sorry in advance. Click image to enlarge.

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THE SCREAMING WILHELMS #7

It's been a while since I posted any cartoons. Here's the next in the ever-growing line of Screaming Wilhelms comics. Click to enlarge.

Filmed in a new process called ANNOY-O-VISION. There are more Screaming Wilhelm comics if you are a jerk enough to want to look at them. Click HERE, jerk.

PINOCCHIO VS DRACULA

TARGET STACKS ITS MEAT THE SAME AS ME

Here's a drawing I made in 2009:

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And here's a range cover I saw for sale at Target a couple days ago.

What are the odds of this?

After I think about it, it is logical if you want to draw farm animals these would be the three main animals. And if you want to stack farm animals it is wise to go in descending weight order so maybe everyone would stack farm animals that way.

LIFE LESSON

Here's a comic I did a while back and don't believe I've ever posted on this here blarg.

Everything was drawn separately and then pieced together in my photo-manipulatin' program. I think I even drew their arms separate from their bodies so I could rotate them to point in the right directions once I knew where they'd be standing. I like doing it that way now, rather than composing the entire scene in one shot. I can scoot and shrink and fiddle with all the junk in there before flattening it into one image. It's funner!

VLAD THE IMPALA

Wakka wakka!

DEADY BEAR

Idea for a horror movie about an evil teddy bear.