Once my stomach becomes large enough, I won't be able to reach my food. This is my diet technique. I will eat until I can't reach anything else. They when I can't eat anymore, weight loss will occur.
I spend most of my time devising evil plots in my secret villian's lair, underground. I pride myself on my wonderous ability to commit advanced acts of devious and sinister trickery without guilt.
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By the way, I didn't think I'd have to say it but it keeps happening.
No one is allowed to use my illustrations without my permission. I like the idea of ME being paid for my work instead of other people.
One might conceivably use the belly as a table!
ReplyDeleteooh. i didn't think of that. then it IS possible for the eating to continue! DANGIT!
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