Tuesday, February 2, 2010


If there's one thing more lovable and endearing than a drunken master, it would have to be a LITTLE drunken master. Nothing is more entertaining than child drunks. Am I right? Yes I am!

This was a couple dollars in Chicago Chinatown. They had more if you're out that way. When I bought it my wife scolded me "THAT'S for KIDS!! Why do YOU want it?!"

I couldn't explain why but I wasn't leaving without it.


  1. Ah, yes... I remember those days well... Milk, Cookies, and a Sippy-Shot of Beam, followed by some Ass-Whoop'n on the Monkey Bars.

  2. Kw: I love your wife gave you a tongue lashing over that. And she was dead right! Why on earth would a mature adult derive any pleasure from seeing a bunch of 5 year old martial arts experts in the bag? That’s clearly kiddy entertainment. Where did you get it?

    I’m waiting for the edition when the all join AA. They’d have to put telephone books on the chairs so the little drunks could watch their brothers giving testimony. – Mykal

  3. Lysdexicuss, Oh, those good ol' summer days. Bicycles and cigars.

    Mykal, Ha ha! She DID kind of make me embarrassed. It came from a shop in Chinatown, Chicago. Wow, AA for kungfu kids would be a great movie idea!


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